Porn gets a bad rap these days, but wherever you stand on that debate, I think we can all agree this display in Kings Heath's HM News is utterly charming; an echo from a bygone age, from a time when 50 Plus women, such as Ingrid from Spalding, were exotic, unattainable figures to a callow youth such as myself. They became like old friends; both thrilling and comforting. With the passage, so to speak, of time, they don't seem quite so unattainable, but remain thrilling nonetheless. I popped in to get my copy of Private Eye, and now I shall retire to my bedchamber to peruse some reading material. 💯 would recommend.
Some people are born bellends. Some have bellendness thrust upon them. Others achieve bellendness. Are YOU A Bellend? Take this quiz to find out. 1) Your Neighbour is washing their car. Do you: A) Bid them good morning, then go about your business, leaving them to go about theirs. B) Wonder why they’re going to the trouble of washing it themselves when those nice swarthy chaps down the road will do it for £4. C) Shout “You can do mine next!” then just stand there, grinning inanely, like a bellend. 2) It's lunchtime, and a colleague asks if you would like them to bring anything back from the shops. Do you: A) Give them a fiver, ask them to get you a meal deal and get themselves something with the change. B) Thank them, but decline as you’ve got some soup. C) Shout “A bunch of fivers from the till!” then stand there, grinning inanely, like a bellend. 3) A colleague asks if you’d like a beverage. Do you; A) Accept their offer. The usual: black coffee. B) Politely decline. You’re drink